They should just go ahead and make Nosferathree already.

He didn’t even say “Welcome to Earth” afterwards. What the hell, Will?

I want a more specific sequel, like “This Is That Two Week Period Where You Try Really Hard To Get Into Woodworking”. 

Still holding out for 3DO Land. The “Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties” rollercoaster is going to be siiiiiiick. 

And to be sure that his stage name doesn’t scare the kids away, he’ll be temporarily changing it to Reginald Zombie.

Okay, but is he going to, I dunno, stop ignoring obvious and repeated signs of disaster? Stop inciting these incidents in the first place by egging on young frenzied fans while being fully aware of the risks of death? Stop with the “I’m sorry that you’re mad at me” non-apologies? Because those seem like more effective…

I’ll watch it back to back with Beetlejuice 2: Beetledeuce for an “unnecessary belated sequel” night. 

I credit you for keeping the ghost of “classic” AV Club alive as well as you could, thanks for your work here! I’m open to the new batch, it takes a lot for me to give up an old haunt, but my issue was of course never with the staff. G/O is doing its level best to force us out bit by bit, but I’m holding on until the…

All I know is, if they don’t call it “Beetledeuce”, they already fucked up. 

Nailed it. Batman is my favorite comic book hero, always has been, but I desperately prefer the character to get the hell over himself these days. We’ve seen every possible angle of brooding in every possible corner of Gotham seventy-’leven times already. I’m okay with it here, since this is Young Bats, but I think…

I hope we get a good simulated version of this table some day. Even if I could afford the real one and had the space for it, maintaining pinball machines *sucks* unless you’re truly dedicated to the medium. 

True, but I can’t imagine they put any deeper consideration into that portrayal.

I actually never watched it (it was Trek or nothing for me back then), but yeah, I always got the vibe through osmosis that the followups were dire.

I’m not an expert on how Mr. Freeze’s whole deal works (I know the story, just not all the details), so now I’m curious: *Could* he smoke a cigarette? Or would the cherry and inhaled smoke be unbearably hot to him? 

At this point, they should just make Babylon 6. 

Get back to me when Rocko’s Modern Life goes live-action. I’d watch the everloving shit out of that. 

I meant the mob scene in particular, the rest I took as acceptably dumb. 

I didn’t love it, but I do think the reception was overly harsh. (that said, the whole witch hunt subplot was one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a modern slasher)

Oh man, it’s “Squeenix whines about not selling a full-priced copy to every man, woman, child, and golden retriever on the planet” day again already?

Just wait until “Grace Literally Under Fire”.