Ah, the ol’ Kentucky meat shower... I saw a movie about that once, looked terribly crowded, but the actors seemed to enjoy it.

It had better be a slightly smaller but identical helmet underneath. 

Having no interest in GOT myself, I just want him to work with Nintendo to make George R.R. Kartin’. Is that so much to ask?

True, I guess there’s a Cameron Clause in this case.

I’m one of those oddballs that finds something to like in every Texas Chainsaw sequel (except Next Generation, which I’ve never made it through... that movie is just painful). That said, this sounds insultingly bad.

My headcanon is that she kept accidentally hunting people named “Luther Face” for decades until she realized that being chased with a chainsaw all night in the 70s really fucked up her hearing.

Okay, fine, I’ll never complain about the state of the industry again, just don’t go making Baby Shark movies, the world is already suffering enough. 

Oh great, another bio-pic.

Smart of them to offer a free trial, that’ll be the catalyst that gets me to try it again and see if it’s in a proper state now. 

I still can’t see the point in an Uncharted movie. They’re fantastic games that tell their story well, but take the “game” part away and all you’ve made is another reason for Harrison Ford to be grumpy. 

He made his name and fortune off of way more than that. I’m not going to defend songs like “Kim”, or say that his views aren’t sometimes shitty (also applicable to Dre, Snoop, and 50), but keep in mind that the vast majority of the offensive things he says come from his roots in horrorcore-adjacent rap. It’s not to be…

I agree that Eminem’s part felt predictable and a bit underwhelming, although him taking the knee made up for it. I could hear the angry jowls flapping from here. 

In fairness, they’ve been making/not making/definitely imminently releasing/never going to happen-ing a Killer Klowns sequel for decades. A stealth remake by Jordan Peele seems entirely reasonable with all of that in mind. 

I still haven’t recovered from the “Susan Boil” episode. That joke was so awful that it made me create an AV Club account afterwards. I’m terrified that the inevitable COVID joke will make me join Instagram or something. 

“Men 2 1/2" will really redefine horror in new and exciting ways.

I mean, it’s certainly true. When was the last time anybody talked about the 2009 film Brüno?

Neither, I draw my own conclusions based on evidence, research, and people like you that can’t handle Daddy Rogan not being worshipped. 

Anyone who is still listening to Rogan’s takes on COVID and thinking “This feller sure gots the right idea!” is well past the point of clicking though on a content warning and thoughtfully perusing the information therein. A random Spotify employee farting while thinking about Joe Rogan would be more of an effective…

I didn’t decompose at 12, I’m not available in Iceland, and I also symbolize autonomy from Denmark. Where’s my national treasure status?

I’ve been loving these. If there’s one thing about South Park that hasn’t changed since the pilot, it’s that the songs are always fantastic.