Well, now that I know “pegging” isn’t going to show up, NYTs basically solve themselves. 

Smart move, but also: Gaaaah, I swear the concept of a Fugees reunion is cursed. 

Is it? I didn’t take that into consideration, it’s good that they’re excelling in that area then. I just find that, for my tastes, I get more out of smaller services with more focused libraries. 

Most of these practices were always openly disgusting, we just kind of accepted them because tradition. I’m happy to see the end of spit-cakes and apple bobbing, presuming the pandemic mindset sticks around.

I agree, Netflix has been one of the less compelling streaming options for a good while now. I feel like they no longer offer anything that other services don’t, and those services are often cheaper and better curated. 

That’s going to cost them an Armas and a Legas.

Will there be a butthole cut, though? Asking for a friend. 

If this is what it’s like when worlds collide, then I’ll pass. 

I’m still holding out for a brutally violent reimagining of Step By Step (preferably including a backdoor pilot to my dream project, Patrick Duffy The Vampire Slayer). 

Jai guru Parker, ohmmmmm. 

Just going to keep leaving the Manimal and Small Wonder cash cows unmilked, eh? Come on, where’s my Empty Nest Fortnite skins? I swear, it’s like they hate money. 

Oh man, you should. If nothing else, it’s worth it for Cameron Monaghan’s performances. 

All I know is, that clip fills me with joy, haha. Children’s entertainers don’t get enough opportunities to let loose with their characters. 

I can’t imagine they do, since the real Loonette was allowed to wield a chainsaw and go full psycho clown in Canada:

I think I’m ready for fun Batman again. The Nolan trilogy was one of my favorite superhero things ever (yeah, even the messy third one), and I am looking forward to this movie, but at this point I’d give an arm for a spiritual successor to the Burton era.

I wouldn’t say he died for no reason, you don’t make it as a skateboarding duck in the 70s without having some powerful enemies.

I only have three requests of this series: A dramatic sad cover of “It’s Not Unusual”, Aunt Viv must change actors without warning halfway through, and at the very end of the series, there must be a post-credits coda where we see a house in Chicago and catch the faintest glimpse of an imposing man in the window…

While old game concepts are going viral, I should get in on this. Hear me out: Don’twakedaddylify.io, the online game where you play beloved board game Don’t Wake Daddy and, if you win, you can share your results on Farmersonly.com.

Ironically, a Richard Karn NFT is the only NFT I’d even consider buying. 

I imagine the F13 devs are just sitting back with fingers crossed that a Texas Chainsaw lawsuit doesn’t start up.