Another thing worth trying is the emulated 3D sound through stock TV speakers. For some TVs/room setups it’s pretty useless or worse than default settings, but for others it’s a really cool feature that emulates a better sound system shockingly well. Worth a shot for sure, it only takes a second to set up and undo.

Ready or Not looks very fun, and I’m all for games courting controversy (Hell, I’m a Postal fan, if that puts it into perspective), but maybe don’t even try on this one? Unless they plan on pulling a big Spec Ops twist or have some absolutely brilliant satire up their sleeves, there’s no way they’ll have a worthwhile…

It’s sort of blowing my mind at this point that South Park can still break out all-timers like this. Every now and then I think the show’s finally succumbed to age, but I loved every moment of this outside of maybe the Alexa jokes getting a bit old. If they keep this up through the whole Paramount contract, I’ll be…

Oh god, Raymond was just way too much with that shit. Miserable characters can absolutely be funny, and that show certainly had great moments, but every other moment was an assault on the ears. I never watched Goldbergs, but if it’s that level of grating, no thanks. 

A coke-addicted dancing cactus? Finally! *finishes 2021 Bingo card* 

Proooouuuud....

I’ll always defend FGF, while also acknowledging that every scathing criticism of it is entirely accurate. It takes an extremely specific sense of humor and about six layers of irony to find palatable, but if you can find that sweet spot, it really pays off.

“It’s also worth pointing out that McConaughey’s specific political beliefs are still… kind of vague.”

Having Cartman build this entire life and identity just to ostensibly fuck with Kyle is brilliant. I hope his motives really are that simple and petty in the end.

Personally, I think it’s these dadgum kids with their Pokey Men and their boomboxes and their wild pot parties that are at fault. 

Man, it sucks that TenNapel is such a POS. The Neverhood is one of my favorite things ever, and it’s forever tainted by being attached to him. 

They need to adopt the monikers of “Solid Drake” and “Liquid Drake”. 

Seconded, GBII has more than enough great moments to make up for its failings, in my opinion. Viggo scared me as a kid, too, so it even had that aspect going for it.

At least Four Non Blondes gave us EXACTLY what they promised. 

*kicks seat impatiently* But when do they fight the Foo!?

“Be sure to drink your New Coke... New Coke? A crummy commercial!? Son of a bitch!”

A Rock/Reynolds heist comedy isn’t the worst idea I’ve ever heard (I have no opinion on Gadot), but that’s a pretty low bar to surpass. 

They really need to change the name of the franchise. Regardless of the quality of the food, thinking about John Schnatter is not conducive to maintaining an appetite. 

If a sequel is what it takes to get “Freddy vs. Tiger King” made, so be it. 

Another possibility for Charlie - Pro vax because he thought they said “Coronas and a vacation”, due to not even vaguely understanding “coronavirus” or “vaccination”.