“My client is NOT negligent! She may be incompetent, unable to discern between live and prop ammunition, dangerously negligent... but she is NOT a porn star!”

Hey, QAnon, I hear that Intergalactic Emperor Trump will be giving a speech alongside Ronald Reagan and Santa Claus in the middle of an active volcano tonight. He has the yugest news, you won’t wanna miss it! (and don’t mind the magma, “fire is hot” is just a lie perpetuated by 5G)

I dunno, without “Bitey” tattooed on his forehead, I just can’t seem to figure out the character’s motivations.

That reminds me of when Primal Rage was briefly a hot topic around school. I’ll never forget one kid talking about how he played “the sequel” with “human characters, like a ninja!”. We all thought he was full of shit, of course. Looking back, he must have found one of the test run cabinets of Primal Rage 2. Always…

Good point on Scream and on Brad, and of course the most agreed-upon best Nightmare movies are the ones by Wes, to add to that.

I dunno, this is just stupid enough that I want to see it, especially if they dig deep into their IPs. Let me get Calvin from Barbershop vs. Dogwelder, and I’ll be first in line. 

I give it a week before fan backlash makes them change the name to “Fuckles” and replace Idris Elba’s lines with random moans clipped from 70s porn.

I’ve been thinking about this lately, and this seems like a good spot for it: Isn’t it utterly bizarre that Child’s Play of all things is currently the healthiest slasher franchise with the best hit-to-miss ratio by a country mile? Chucky utterly defies the usual path of horror sequels.

Yeah, when you look at it as twenty bucks a game, it’s not half bad (assuming the remasters end up being worth buying, of course, which I’m still not convinced of).

Sneed’s Feed & Seed (formerly Zuck’s)?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: It’s time for the Big Momma’s House franchise to come back and bring Marvel to its knees. 

Yeah, I feel like people are going to start getting burnt out pretty soon. Then again, Fear The Walking Dead is on its seventh season, so my predictions on fan burnout are spotty at best. Maybe the big blockbuster of 2030 will be Thor Meets The Wolfman. 

I’m curious as to how much longer the MCU train/superhero movie dominance in general can possibly run. Not a quality judgment, they’re generally fun movies, I just find trend timelines interesting, especially when they go on for so long. 

This looks way better than I was expecting. It does look like it borrows a *lot* from Nolan, whereas I wish they’d lean a little more toward Burton or better yet take a new direction, but that’s fine. I am a little let down by the lack of record scratches and dogs covering their eyes in the trailer, but I guess they…

As a fun slasher film, I enjoyed the hell out of this just like with 2018, and I’m excited to see where Ends takes things. As a weightier film, it really does fail on all fronts. And that’s fine, slashers don’t need to have weight, but they try so hard to elevate it to that point while still making a crazy splatter…

Heh, that made me think about all of the guides for “netiquette”. Ah, how high our hopes were. 

I presume, of course, that the circle scenes will have burnt spoons everywhere instead of a haze of smoke.

I enjoyed it, but yeah, it was *not* what I expected or wanted from the supposed final word on the franchise.

One of my favorite bits in Scarlet Gospels was Pinhead’s distaste for that name. You could feel Barker seething through it all. 

As much as I adore that movie, I’m still exhausted from the “everything in existence, but now with zombies!” trend that, fittingly, still hasn’t fully stopped twitching long after it should have died. Even if SOTD was ripe for a sequel, I wouldn’t want it at this point.