I actually never watched it (it was Trek or nothing for me back then), but yeah, I always got the vibe through osmosis that the followups were dire.

I’m not an expert on how Mr. Freeze’s whole deal works (I know the story, just not all the details), so now I’m curious: *Could* he smoke a cigarette? Or would the cherry and inhaled smoke be unbearably hot to him? 

At this point, they should just make Babylon 6. 

Get back to me when Rocko’s Modern Life goes live-action. I’d watch the everloving shit out of that. 

I meant the mob scene in particular, the rest I took as acceptably dumb. 

I didn’t love it, but I do think the reception was overly harsh. (that said, the whole witch hunt subplot was one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a modern slasher)

Oh man, it’s “Squeenix whines about not selling a full-priced copy to every man, woman, child, and golden retriever on the planet” day again already?

Just wait until “Grace Literally Under Fire”.

Ah, the ol’ Kentucky meat shower... I saw a movie about that once, looked terribly crowded, but the actors seemed to enjoy it.

It had better be a slightly smaller but identical helmet underneath. 

Having no interest in GOT myself, I just want him to work with Nintendo to make George R.R. Kartin’. Is that so much to ask?

True, I guess there’s a Cameron Clause in this case.

I’m one of those oddballs that finds something to like in every Texas Chainsaw sequel (except Next Generation, which I’ve never made it through... that movie is just painful). That said, this sounds insultingly bad.

My headcanon is that she kept accidentally hunting people named “Luther Face” for decades until she realized that being chased with a chainsaw all night in the 70s really fucked up her hearing.

Oh great, another bio-pic.

Smart of them to offer a free trial, that’ll be the catalyst that gets me to try it again and see if it’s in a proper state now. 

I still can’t see the point in an Uncharted movie. They’re fantastic games that tell their story well, but take the “game” part away and all you’ve made is another reason for Harrison Ford to be grumpy. 

He made his name and fortune off of way more than that. I’m not going to defend songs like “Kim”, or say that his views aren’t sometimes shitty (also applicable to Dre, Snoop, and 50), but keep in mind that the vast majority of the offensive things he says come from his roots in horrorcore-adjacent rap. It’s not to be…

I agree that Eminem’s part felt predictable and a bit underwhelming, although him taking the knee made up for it. I could hear the angry jowls flapping from here. 

In fairness, they’ve been making/not making/definitely imminently releasing/never going to happen-ing a Killer Klowns sequel for decades. A stealth remake by Jordan Peele seems entirely reasonable with all of that in mind.