I still haven’t recovered from the “Susan Boil” episode. That joke was so awful that it made me create an AV Club account afterwards. I’m terrified that the inevitable COVID joke will make me join Instagram or something. 

“Men 2 1/2" will really redefine horror in new and exciting ways.

I mean, it’s certainly true. When was the last time anybody talked about the 2009 film Brüno?

Neither, I draw my own conclusions based on evidence, research, and people like you that can’t handle Daddy Rogan not being worshipped. 

Anyone who is still listening to Rogan’s takes on COVID and thinking “This feller sure gots the right idea!” is well past the point of clicking though on a content warning and thoughtfully perusing the information therein. A random Spotify employee farting while thinking about Joe Rogan would be more of an effective…

I didn’t decompose at 12, I’m not available in Iceland, and I also symbolize autonomy from Denmark. Where’s my national treasure status?

I’ve been loving these. If there’s one thing about South Park that hasn’t changed since the pilot, it’s that the songs are always fantastic. 

Well, now that I know “pegging” isn’t going to show up, NYTs basically solve themselves. 

Smart move, but also: Gaaaah, I swear the concept of a Fugees reunion is cursed. 

Is it? I didn’t take that into consideration, it’s good that they’re excelling in that area then. I just find that, for my tastes, I get more out of smaller services with more focused libraries. 

Most of these practices were always openly disgusting, we just kind of accepted them because tradition. I’m happy to see the end of spit-cakes and apple bobbing, presuming the pandemic mindset sticks around.

I agree, Netflix has been one of the less compelling streaming options for a good while now. I feel like they no longer offer anything that other services don’t, and those services are often cheaper and better curated. 

That’s going to cost them an Armas and a Legas.

Will there be a butthole cut, though? Asking for a friend. 

If this is what it’s like when worlds collide, then I’ll pass. 

I’m still holding out for a brutally violent reimagining of Step By Step (preferably including a backdoor pilot to my dream project, Patrick Duffy The Vampire Slayer). 

Jai guru Parker, ohmmmmm. 

Just going to keep leaving the Manimal and Small Wonder cash cows unmilked, eh? Come on, where’s my Empty Nest Fortnite skins? I swear, it’s like they hate money. 

Oh man, you should. If nothing else, it’s worth it for Cameron Monaghan’s performances. 

All I know is, that clip fills me with joy, haha. Children’s entertainers don’t get enough opportunities to let loose with their characters.