At least Four Non Blondes gave us EXACTLY what they promised. 

*kicks seat impatiently* But when do they fight the Foo!?

“Be sure to drink your New Coke... New Coke? A crummy commercial!? Son of a bitch!”

A Rock/Reynolds heist comedy isn’t the worst idea I’ve ever heard (I have no opinion on Gadot), but that’s a pretty low bar to surpass. 

They really need to change the name of the franchise. Regardless of the quality of the food, thinking about John Schnatter is not conducive to maintaining an appetite. 

If a sequel is what it takes to get “Freddy vs. Tiger King” made, so be it. 

Another possibility for Charlie - Pro vax because he thought they said “Coronas and a vacation”, due to not even vaguely understanding “coronavirus” or “vaccination”. 

“My client is NOT negligent! She may be incompetent, unable to discern between live and prop ammunition, dangerously negligent... but she is NOT a porn star!”

I dunno, without “Bitey” tattooed on his forehead, I just can’t seem to figure out the character’s motivations.

That reminds me of when Primal Rage was briefly a hot topic around school. I’ll never forget one kid talking about how he played “the sequel” with “human characters, like a ninja!”. We all thought he was full of shit, of course. Looking back, he must have found one of the test run cabinets of Primal Rage 2. Always…

Good point on Scream and on Brad, and of course the most agreed-upon best Nightmare movies are the ones by Wes, to add to that.

I dunno, this is just stupid enough that I want to see it, especially if they dig deep into their IPs. Let me get Calvin from Barbershop vs. Dogwelder, and I’ll be first in line. 

I give it a week before fan backlash makes them change the name to “Fuckles” and replace Idris Elba’s lines with random moans clipped from 70s porn.

I’ve been thinking about this lately, and this seems like a good spot for it: Isn’t it utterly bizarre that Child’s Play of all things is currently the healthiest slasher franchise with the best hit-to-miss ratio by a country mile? Chucky utterly defies the usual path of horror sequels.

Yeah, when you look at it as twenty bucks a game, it’s not half bad (assuming the remasters end up being worth buying, of course, which I’m still not convinced of).

Sneed’s Feed & Seed (formerly Zuck’s)?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: It’s time for the Big Momma’s House franchise to come back and bring Marvel to its knees. 

Yeah, I feel like people are going to start getting burnt out pretty soon. Then again, Fear The Walking Dead is on its seventh season, so my predictions on fan burnout are spotty at best. Maybe the big blockbuster of 2030 will be Thor Meets The Wolfman. 

I’m curious as to how much longer the MCU train/superhero movie dominance in general can possibly run. Not a quality judgment, they’re generally fun movies, I just find trend timelines interesting, especially when they go on for so long. 

This looks way better than I was expecting. It does look like it borrows a *lot* from Nolan, whereas I wish they’d lean a little more toward Burton or better yet take a new direction, but that’s fine. I am a little let down by the lack of record scratches and dogs covering their eyes in the trailer, but I guess they…