Sadly, the legislature is still Republican, and they wasted no time shitting all over Wolf for this. Fuck, I can’t wait for November. 

I’ just waiting for them to rebrand as Slobi, an innovative new service for the home market where longer form videos that are designed to be watched on the big stationary phone can thrive. In today’s slow-paced “stay at home” society, I think it could really take off.

And right there, you just wrote a much more potentially interesting premise than the writers of this thing did. I’m picturing a black comedy of errors where these absurdly high teens keep accidentally killing people and trying to cover it up but are too high to realize that it’s legal. Still maybe better served as a…

The real messed up part is that Voight later chewed on all of Whaley’s pencils. 

I was really surprised by that, too.

It’s a shame, as they had some fun ideas and even a couple of legitimately funny jokes, but the game just suuucked to play.

90s PC games are a gold mine of fake-looking games, but more (relatively) recently, I always thought that Matt Hazard on 360/PS3 felt weirdly fake, and not in the way it was meant to. Everything about it looked and felt like a mock-up, and it was utterly bizarre.

God, I love Shudder. Dirt cheap, decently curated, and they brought back Joe Bob. I sound like a shill every time I talk about them, but it really is the best niche streaming service out there.

Share in my suffering! Bwaha! And, might I add, ha! 

Yeah, I really don’t miss theaters that much. Give me a cozy home viewing any day.

I get “Steamed Hams, Inc.” stuck in my head more than “Feel Good, Inc.”. Truly a meme for the ages.

““[It was] an experiment to see how far we can get to see how corrupt blizzard [sic] as a whole truly is”

Oh, bullshit. Even if that were true, the only thing it accomplishes is alienating and hurting black players. Y’know, like a blatantly racist team would want to do. Fuck, we live in exhausting times. 

I like Will Smith and Kevin Hart just fine, but if either of them can improve on the “pillows” scene in any way, I’ll eat my hat. 

Yeah, I remember hearing about people angrily calling CBS and telling them to hurry up and rescue Gilligan and his friends from the island. Whether true or not, I can’t say, but given what recent history has taught me about the depths of human gullibility, I buy it.

I dunno, if she had swiped back as herself, it wouldn’t have amounted to much. Now there’s a bit of collectible content for one of the most collectible shows on earth, which means however many years from now, a Simpsons nerd will wipe away some random bit of rubble and find an only moderately irradiated copy of…

I’ve always been open about my mental illness to anyone who asks, but to this day, I downplay it.as much as I can while still being honest. I don’t mention the random crying spells, the fear of basic interactions that make it extremely hard for me to be productive and self-sufficient, the paranoia that everyone I love…

I’m surprised that I never watched this, solely due to the major crush I had on Jenna Elfman at the time. Hell, until today, I forgot that this movie existed.

I hate that the people who think that The Office is an actual documentary and harass the actors for what their characters did don’t surprise me in the least. I swear, you could slap “documentary” on a Looney Toons short and thousands of people would assume there’s a talking rabbit out there arguing about which hunting…

When CeeLo put out “Fuck You”, I misheard and thought Skee-Lo was making his much needed comeback. ... That’s really all I’ve got on the subject of CeeLo Green. Also fuck that guy, but the rest of the comments have that covered already. 

I’m no fan of needles myself, but I was surprised at how pleasant and not stabby-feeling getting a tattoo was! Can’t recommend it enough.