That’s a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?

A Simpsons one, because of course:

Okay, this is amazing. Can’t believe I’ve never seen this. 

This sounds absolutely unbearable to sit through, but I’m also invested in the McElroy brothers’ journey toward being cast in Trolls 2, so I feel vaguely obligated to see it as a capper to that particular insane ride. 

It will be an honor to do my part to avert any wing-related tragedies. Thankfully, I’m fairly certain that no human anywhere (including vegans) doesn’t like chicken wings, so I believe that we will prevail. 

RIP. Mort’s art captivated me as a kid too young to understand why most of it was funny, but old enough to recognize the sheer talent on display, and I’ve been a fan ever since. 

Don’t forget that Alfred will interrupt his brooding to tell him that “You’re filling a necessary role in this city, Master Wayne, but I must implore you to reflect on the fact that you are but a mortal man”, at which point Bruce whips around from the window to face Alfred and snap back with “If I die saving this city…

“I went on a retreat for three months, doing nothing but dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight and scrolling through different Marilyn Manson looks to borrow, to prepare for my highly anticipated return!”, Leto tells us while scrawling ‘I Am The Joker And I Suffer From A Debilitating Mental Illness’ on his…

However, there will be a brief 240-minute flashback to that fateful night in Crime Alley, just so the newcomers can catch up before the next film, “The Batman: Origins”, which promises an exciting, artful take on that fateful night in Crime Alley.

Where’s Dikachu when you need him?

When the “We live in a society” meme started getting big, I was really hoping it would mutate into nightmarish photoshops of Joker’s head popping out of his ass. 

Still weirds me out how popular this show became. Don’t get me wrong, I love it and have for years, it’s just wild HOW popular it is, given, well, everything about it. It still feels very niche to me.

Furthermore, the concept of everything being terrible seems to have been stolen by Quibi for their launch strategy. 

*somewhere, T-Boz smashes her glass against the wall in rage and yells “NOT AGAAIIIN!”*

I feel like El Yucateco usually gets ignored in hot sauce discussions, and I never understood why. Sure, there’s nothing particularly exciting about it, but it’s an extremely versatile hot sauce that’s dirt cheap and delicious. The Frank’s of intermediate level heat. (imperfect analogy, but I really love Frank’s, haha)

Mine uses that big-ass key, and I hate it. It’s also comedically wobbly for added annoyance. Its days are numbered, though...I’ve been using this damn keyboard for years (“good enough”, being my reasoning... it’s not all bad by any means), and once world events start to stabilize, I’m treating myself to a better…

If my decades on the internet have taught me anything, it’s that the technology to “DOWNLOAD MOER RAMS” has existed since at least 1994. I think at this point I have around 900 terabytes of RAM, although these pesky and utterly inexplicable viruses and toolbars keep taking it all up.

Slow your roll, 2020. I can only handle so much at a time. 

I grew up playing Street Fighter II, so resident M. Bison expert here to add to your points: For us, running away to our cars was the most important day of our lives. For the bison... it was Tuesday. 

Would some kind influencer start a “Hold your breath for an hour challenge”, please? The internet was a mistake.