Eh, I don’t see us having a pandemic any time sooooonnnnn...fuck.

The “Butthole Cut” of Cats will be leaked by a bored, quarantined FX crewman, singlehandedly destroying the film industry as everyone swears off the medium for good.

Not to sound like a shill, but god, Shudder is the best. Cheap, great quality and curation, and always doing something interesting. Really makes up for Netflix’s often underwhelming horror selection.

“You wouldn’t download a Funko Pop!”

“I don’t even own a bottle of Purell!”

More than a little surprised to see a pro-Goop show get recommended here. 

I love psychobilly (HOLD UP, I love the music, not the subculture, put your pitchforks down), and as such I gotta like Rev by default, but what a jackass. And fuck anyone who says “sheeple” unironically.  

Damn... Throbbing Gristle was my first exposure to true avant garde music, and I’ve been a fan ever since. RIP, Genesis.

Nope, just picked the first random culprit that came to mind, haha. 

Marc Costanzo of the band Len, I’d imagine. 

I’m not complaining, I love his content, but man, is it weird how quickly Barely Sociable is making waves throughout the internet. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a niche interest channel grow this big this quickly. 

Has anyone checked on Jeff Goldblum lately? Can someone send Chet Hanks over to his place?

Is one of the symptoms deeply surreal and depressing hallucinations? Because if so, I’d better not leave this room for a while. 

That’s nothing. I can’t speak Tagalog, yet I can draw a stick figure. Your move, cheetahs.

I was going to poke fun at this nonsense by referencing the Joker, but of COURSE he actually has a damn Joker one. I’m almost impressed he went with Phoenix and not Leto... he seems like the kind of guy who’d find the “Damaged” face tattoo to be deep and dangerous. 

Spicy hot take: I still kinda like that Batsuit. Not because it’s good, it’s not, but it just feels delightfully 90s and more interesting to look at than the Nipplesuit. If it didn’t draw so much attention to his “wonderful toys” and scrapped some of the patterns on the limbs, I’d actually say it’s pretty good. 

The current Creepshow series has been excellent, but I think they have a benefit in not having to shoot for mass appeal. (and I guess horror anthologies have a slightly easier time of things than sci-fi anthologies)

I’m cautious about the new CocoRosie. They’re one of those where I really, *really* like them at their best, but a little goes a long way. I honestly don’t think I’ve made it through any entire album of theirs, but every time they release one I think “maybe this is the one”. 

He just keeps mishearing “coronavirus” as “Cronenvirus” and is mistakenly delighted by it. 

It’s obviously unrelated to GTA, but I’d be down for a futuristic GTA a la GTA2. Especially with that Metropolis retro-futurist look. It would be ballsy as hell and breathe new life into the franchise for sure.