I’m obligated by internet law to angrily say that I’ve been an AVC commenter for many years and this latest redesign is literally Hitler and I’ll take my business elsewhere.... but... ah hell, I like it. Besides, there’s Latest, so I literally can’t complain.

I dunno, I’ve heard “executable” pronounced like “executive” with the emphasis on the second syllable, which makes me think there might be heretics for every file extension.

I hope this doesn’t kick off a trend, and we get Colgate ToothCTRL+V, Trojan S.exe Condoms (.bmp-ed for her pleasure), Camel .tar Cigarettes, etc.

I just want all this Harley material to lead to Kevin James and Margot Robbie starring in a sitcom called King Of Quinns.  

Haha, I can honestly say that I’ve never been quite that bad! I wonder if she does have a bit of face blindness? 

I will say, if this movie does happen, I’ll concede that a Handsome Jack story could turn out well (Ryan Reynolds is a great choice, too). For all my gripes with the universe, Jack was surprisingly well written and interesting beyond the “A-hyuk, ‘Butt stallion’!” stuff. Not unlike early Deadpool, fittingly enough.

Oh, I haaaaate this. But I’m also super impressed. Hatepressed?

I love Borderlands (I even have a soft spot for Eli Roth), but NO. This seems like an awful idea. I truly believe video game movies will eventually get it right the way comic book movies did, but I just don’t see a good Borderlands movie coming from anybody. Telltale managed to scrape a fun story from it, but even as…

Unless an actor has an unmistakable face or particularly memorable attribute, they could have a starring role and I might not recognize them even if I’m a fan of theirs. I’m not faceblind or anything, but it sometimes feels like I am, haha. 

Thank god that thumbnail points out which one is the mob boss. I really thought we’d be hearing from the silhouette in the game’s logo. (also I kinda want to go replay Mafia 2 now...) 

Ah beans, you’re right! Halloween 11: Halloween 2 3: Halloween H40: Halloween.

I’d usually roll my eyes and say “Yeah, okay, guy.”, but I *really* liked Halloween 11: Halloween 2 3: Halloween (jesus, this franchise), so I’ll keep my hopes moderately high.

I seriously clicked through only because I thought it was weird that someone made a CG Jane Austen movie. 

Right? The posture, the sneers and unnerving jerky dancing, her signature vibrato... it just adds up to one of the most underrated performances I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t feel like a cover, it feels like she’s relating a personal story. 

I Want You is absolutely my pick for this list. To be more specific, Fiona Apple’s performance of it with Elvis. I’ve had a celebrity crush on Fiona since Criminal came out, but that performance actually made me a little scared of her, haha. 

Honestly, I’m pleased that he knew Dave Grohl, especially well enough to pick him out from his Nirvana-era look. I might just be easily impressed because I’m horrible with face memory, though. 

Exactly, why in the world would she know Van Halen unless her parents listened to it with her around, or she had an interest in the genre and/or period?

I’m just impressed that he’s actively seeking knowledge on literally anything. As a reward, they should fill his office with badgers and give him some unannounced hands-on time to learn more.

I mean, that’s not a massive gutpunch of a price like the PS3 was. Expensive, yeah, but not wildly so given its apparent capabilities. I was hoping for ~$400, but it’s not like console price drops take very long. 

Okay, but when will someone port Doom to a USB charger? Or the AGC for that matter?