A livestream of a kitchen fire caused by a ruined roast? Delightfully devilish. 

I guess the original concept of melting down Joe Chill and forming his remains into a Batsymbol was a bit too far. 

Just remember, if we have to fight an incredibly angry, incredibly rich furry for some reason, no more than a couple of us should attack at once in the name of fairness. We’re criminals, not animals. (except for those of us that actually are animals... why haven’t we moved to a normal-ass city without crocodile people…

The fact that they were still writing the script while shooting explains so very much. It doesn’t explain how the whole Carl subplot made it from page to film, but I don’t think anything or anybody can explain that.

I haven’t, but I’m surprised to find that I’m looking forward to it.

Look... I love Batman. And I likes me Batmans violent and dark. But fucking hell, I’m actually starting to yearn for Joel Schumacher here. Let’s get some excessive neon, hammy villains, and bat-nipples just for a change of damn pace. Then we can get back to going all “Commissioner Gordon Ramsay Presents The Batman:…

Right! I don’t mind that they’re not writing Dookie-era stuff anymore, it would just be sad at this point if Billie Joe was still writing about boredly masturbating on the couch, but “shitty Killers” is so not what I wanted instead. 

So... this really is the sound that Green Day is going with on this album? Huh. 

Funny you should say that about double jumping, because I’m playing Wolfenstein: Youngblood, a rather hard game to like at times given its bizarre design choices... and sure enough, one of the things I noted was how good the double jump is. It just feels so satisfying to hop around looking for secrets and such.…

Not to lose focus on this obviously bad idea, but also: that Treasure Island cover is terrrrible. Frankenstein, too, but at least the background is okay-ish. 

Manson’s always the funniest part of anything he cameos in. I swear, his career could have easily swung in the direction of comedic actor instead of musician. 

Sure, I’m just saying that it became marketable, and it’s the natural progression of things to have other brands hop on that train (usually well after the fervor dies down, so points to Planters for striking while the iron’s lukewarm).

Eh, I’d have to care to hate it. Milking the Baby Yoda thing for all it’s worth and then having endless “baby X” characters capitalizing on it seemed pretty inevitable from the start. So the cycle goes. 

Oh good. There are some truly brilliant Flash games out there that should be preserved, and even the ones that... aren’t so brilliant... are a part of internet history in their own way.

I get such strong Jared Leto vibes from MGK.

You won’t find that someone here, do eet! 

Every last frame I paused on would make for a t-shirt that I would buy immediately.

I hate every last part of that headline. 

Oh god, I just remembered another time when I had gotten monstrously drunk and decided to do “I Believe In A Thing Called Love”. I’m a baritone with no range. Needless to say, I basically got on stage and screeched for three minutes. Even in my drunken state, I knew I was bombing HARD, but I was too deep into it to…

Yep. GB1 was lightning in a bottle, and it’s just never going to be recaptured. There are parts I like in 2, and I didn’t hate 2016, but it really should never have been a franchise. (the 2009 game was good, although even that relied too heavily on “Hey, remember those scenes and jokes you liked? What if we repeated…