It’s so rare to have a show where almost every single joke lands perfectly.

I enjoyed it for just being weird as shit and taking a complete tonal turn I wasn’t expecting, but it felt like a squandered idea that didn’t lean hard enough on its concept.

“Mancini also offers some details on his own upcoming Child’s Play project, one that, unlike the remake, continues the franchise he’s long shepherded.” 

There once was a gay bar in ‘Laide
Ex-patrons so wish it had stayed

The Banana SPLATS, more like! ‘Cuz of the blood! 

This sounds fantastic. Horror-themed TV comedies have been amazing in general as of late. They never seem to live very long, but they deliver. 

“So, Keanu Reeves has been in the news lately... have you-... have you seen this? Yeah, he’s playing a butler in his upcoming movie! It’s called ‘Keanu Jeeves’!”

Of course not. ‘twas hubris what killed the Swamp Thing. 

He sounds pretty Schur about it, so I trust his judgment. 

Oh thank god you said it. The second I read his comment, I was afraid that nobody would have taken the opportunity in our post-Disqus hellscape.

Batman Re-gins.

They done fucked right up if they don’t call it Punky 2ster.

*reads title*

Oh, definitely. I’m expecting this to be an MGS4-style interactive movie. I just mean that it’s impossible to say what Kojima really has in mind given his whole presence. 

I mean, that’s just Kojima. He’s Peter Molyneux with the madness necessary to pull most of his insane schemes off.

But does it feature Transfarring?

Can’t, too busy dancing my way to freedom. 

I can’t believe I missed this when it was posted. This is the greatest of all 11 Questions Q&As. I’ve always liked Herzog’s sensibilities, and how damn funny he is without ever making it clear when he’s actually aiming to be (and very clearly not giving a damn how it’s taken).

Don’t worry, I’m doing my part by randomly busting sick dance moves and phat phunky phresh flows so as to keep the NSA too entertained to pry in everybody’s bizz-nasty.

When their social media guy decides to start tweeting about, I don’t know, swing revival bands?