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Everyone from David Bowie to astrobiologists to tinfoil hat believers has pondered the question: is there life on Mars?

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Would’ve been awesome if somehow a Whammy popped out.

Well, it proved she wasn’t related, so not a total waste of an exhumation. At least the results didn’t say “Reply hazy try again” or “Concentrate harder and try again,” like the last time I dug up a corpse.

Can we have one discussion on Kinja that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse.

Entertainment Weekly: Watch This Video of a Picture of an Actor.

one of my favorite things about TCM is how it feels horrifically violent while barely spilling a drop of blood.

Do you believe in life after DACA?

That is my all time favorite ICP line, and as you mention, they are always hilarious when they stop the rap to point out how batshit stupid a previous lyric was.

I’m surprised to read that someone was as jarred by that scene as I was. Whenever I bring it up in conversation about the movie, nobody seems to remember that part - compared to the hook scene, or when the family’s trying to put the ax in grandpa’s hand. For me, every time I see that scene, and hear that thud of the

I’ve unclogged a toilet now and then and fallen down pipes too, but I don’t call myself a plumber either... Dude’s spent the last 30 years chasing tail and turtles in a psychedelic, mushroom-infused dream state. Mario is a lot of things, but a plumber ain’t one of them.

No snark from me on this one. Go Juggalos.

HaHa, he sees pee.

Someone seems to have stolen my copy of TCM with the fancy slipcase package.

“Whenyou go to work each day, you shouldn’t have to worry that a pack of rabid animals will suddenly show up at your home and openly threaten your family.”

You mean, aside from promoting the comedian defending him?

Yo homie if you don’t like this porta-potty why you hanging out in it looking for a handjob?

Are you talking about the before times? In the long, long ago?

Yes, it’s Street Fighter 2! The toy sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Street Fighter 2. 

Celebrity brands, eh?

TRUMP: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
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