Well, whaddya know. Water-based, non-toxic — it is a lot like food coloring! This is neat. Thanks for the info, kentuckienne!

I’ma funding coordinator/counselor in Austin! I’ll be providing abortion care tomorrow as well! Thanks for your work.

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

I went to a public high school in a very conservative part of Central Virginia and I straight up had a kid ask me why I killed Jesus.

How dare you call him a cotton plantation come to life and then not use his honest to God full fucking name....Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. It’s like leaving the punchline off of a joke.

I think I have a photo of him being arrested

Dilutes in the sense that it is not a serious issue. The anti-Obama crowd had zero credibility for some of the same tactics.

I sincerely apologize for pushing Ivanka’s clothing line on Fox & Fiends. Especially this cute little beige sheath ( $19.99 at TJ Maxx) and these lovely red shoes she ripped off from some designer ($79.99 available online) and this LBD ( you can find in the dumpster behind Marshall’s). I wasn’t just sitting on the…

He spoke for an entire hour and didn’t set anything on fire! You guys, HE IS TOTALLY A PRESIDENT NOW!!!

I prioritise ease of pissing over dusting though. These sleeve-fringes would be a pissing nightmare.

Cousin ITT!

Brave Sir Rubio ran away.
(“No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(“I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(“I never!”)
Yes, brave Sir Rubio turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
(“You’re lying!”)
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave,…

Someone did the same here in NC and I cackle every time I look at it.

I hesitate to speak for all women, but this one can certainly tell you I’m not going near a 12 foot dick with a 12 foot pole. And I suspect I’m not the only one!

Well I remember every little thing
As if it happened only Tuesday
Parking @ the White House
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a Cheeto
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it…

Karl Urban Legends, which is preferred Urban

I’ve said this before here, but we are living in a post hypocrisy and post irony world.

Mattis. Mattis will Smedley Butler this shit when they violate their oath to the constitution.

Let’s send Suzy a nice e-card for all her hard work.

Maybe it’s not either/or? He can be senile and a coked up narcissist!