Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani, and Adam Levine’s dynamic makes me uncomfortable.

HI jezzies!

My roomie/good friend is having a bday party tonight and a bunch of her friends are over pumping “getting ready” music and I hate this. Why do I hate this? I honestly like the bar we’re going to later — it’s got a chill vibe and a good craft brew selection, but damn if I’m not really fucking bad at this whole going…

Hi Jezzies!

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

Found this on US Weekly too, and it’s super cute

get out of my house

Drinking coffee helps you live longer because when I drink it my desire to destroy the world for making me get out of bed slightly lessens.

I hear ya! This is my go-to photo face. If it ain’t broke...

Yes, I enjoy the pop culture posts on Jezebel, including Dirt Bag and Tweet Beat. The MAIN reason I’m here though is for the stellar writing and reporting on feminist issues. The authors here are badass. Please, Gawker, don’t make them pop reporters first and feminists second.

Everybody, and especially Jane Marie-

Dear Hollis,

They make carrying bags for them.

I’m laughing because as a librarian, this does not shock me.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

I just Gwake’d reading that quote from Blake Shelton. That guy skeeves me the fuck out.

Serena for prez

I completely understand your tease—pun not intended—and I wouldn’t rock that myself, but if she’s to be rebellious while among a group of man-babies, I sort of enjoy the schadenfreude of their being told off by a lady in up-high pigtails.

Really—imagine it. She could be cruising around the studio in a frilly pastel…

I had artichokes in my table arrangements and the next day my mom made stuff artichokes with them.

Southern Racism.