Wow! Jay Z is a good parent who wants things to be baby proofed! WHAT A MONSTER.
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Dude, I have a tattoo of a sparrow on my middle finger because I wanted the bird I flipped to be literal.
i’m reporting everyone who responds in the affirmative to the police
my boyfriend is still friends with everyone he knew from his hometown, and asserts that men stop making friends by 23. sometimes they make work friends, but it is rare. i try to introduce him to new guys, noble gentlemen of appropriate age, and sometimes they hit it off talking about Apple products or yCombinator…
Murder him. Hide the body. You would be doing a good deed.
“I’ll be damned if anyone makes me work any harder because they need to act like children” is my new life motto. It applies to EVERYTHING.
It’s not til 2016, but it’ll be here before I know it.
She’s radiant with a guitar in her arms. So passionate about it.
What is the deal with that? Obviously others’ mileage will vary, but now that I am in my mid-30’s most of the people I know have been married at least once and I have never been to a bachelorette party that caused near the level of damage of the average bachelor party. Is there some sort of bad idea pheromone that…
Oh god. My fiance’s friend did something similar at his birthday.
I am also expecting asinine shit. There seems to be this attitude of, “We gotta all get WASTED the night before the wedding and the morning of, because this is gonna be the LAST TIME he’s allowed to have fun, hyuk hyuck hyuck.”
This kind of shit is why I have already decided that if I ever get married those bachelors are getting a hotel room. I want nothing to do with any of it.
Just be glad this didn’t all go down the night before the wedding. It sounds like you’ve got at least a few days to de-stress about this. Of course, there will be plenty of other things to stress about...
My husband (also in 30s) has that friend too. I chew him the fuck out CONSTANTLY. This guy is just a big joke to the rest of the friend group, it’s annoying. Kick him to the curb, guys! Men always get on women’s cases because supposedly we go through way more friends than men do, and they have all these “best buds”…
Read this book! It was great, and horrible.
I need mental health because I have the capacity to read?
Recently, ManPants and I were discussing our completely irrational fears. Mine is that we’ll forget to clean out the lint trap and the dryer will catch fire. He’s worried that a boa constrictor will somehow make its way into our house (despite our living in PA and boa’s lacking opposable thumbs) and eat the dog.
Half drunk?