*shrugs* I’m around kids a lot and often enough if the kid gets hurt and the mom sees that I’ve got it she’ll hold back.

There’s a home video of me driving around in my Fred Flintstone car (I don’t know what you call it, it but it’s the red and yellow toy car that every kid from the 80’s had) and I’m starting to go down a hill and then I’m toppling over ass over apple cart. I should mention that there was a lake at the bottom of this…

Asic Gel nimbus 17

Asic Gel nimbus 17

“Also, one time he shaved Kourtney’s pussy for her, because she was too pregnant to be able to do it herself. Romance!”

I had the same reaction thought it was just depression. I’m glad to hear you are doing much better the medication is finally working for me as well after a year. Its not in your head. Thank you :)

Guys, I know this will probably be lost in the greys BUT I needed to tell everyone that I finished my reading goal for 2015. I READ 200 BOOKS!

I am so happy that your doctor was a bit over zealous. It seems like you’re in good hands. The recovery may be rough but we can all promise NOT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH until you can do so without pain (that maybe easier for some of us)

Quick update on my cancer situation: I’ll have to have surgery but my prognosis is really good. The surgery is a bit more extensive than I thought it would be, so i’m a little concerned about recovery, but at least I get to live, so I’ll deal with the pain. We don’t know yet about chemo. My doctor doesn’t know for…

Hello all! I think i may have gone a little overboard on the hair dye yesterday! It turned out a little darker than I prefer but I think I’m gonna throw a little more pink in to make it look not so seaweedy? What do you think?

Try coriander syrup in the same drink, it’s excellent

I WANT to like them, because they’re all complicated and interesting and they have fancy fiddly labels. But urrrrrggghhhh.

A bartender friend who I learned a lot from made a fantastic drink also using beet syrup, as follows:

For me, when I was having the foot pains, they were so bad it would take me five minutes to walk down a single block. I was shuffling like an old man. It would have been literally impossible to run through the pain.

My philosophy:

This is not to hate on people hiring florists/having flowers at their weddings. Flowers are gorgeous! I love flowers. They are symbolic and can be sentimental, and some locations need them, so it doesn’t look like you’re getting married in a prison.

Ooh. I want a glow-in-the-dark book!

Rescued a year ago! Don’t let his face fool you, he’s a monster. A terrible, lovable monster.

Houndy rescues are the best! Meet Boo:

Adopted 12.5 years ago. She hadn’t been trained AT ALL—didn’t know “sit” or her name, but was potty-trained on the first day as soon as I busted out the cheese.