Is Watch out, everyone. He is going to write the real book...

When the story broke that Jennifer was dragging her feet on the divorce, my first instinct was that it has nothing to do with reconciling or punishing him. It is about having the legal right to help with rehab and medical stuff.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Thank you. They looked empty to me, until I saw your post. Mine are pink and blue, so easy to see either way.

Why yes thank you I absolutely wanted to ugly cry at 5:30am.

Janelle is fucking amazing. I just love her. And Kesha made me ugly-cry so hard. Jesus.

I only wanted to hear you not talking.

“Instead of the facts we know are true, I’ll make up new ones that make the black kid the wrongdoer” -an educator.

Also, for anyone keeping score, this is another $1 in my Bullshit Non-Apology Bank. $2 in 2 days.

Before we get the Oprah 2020 shirts printed, I just want to remind everyone that celebrities don’t necessarily make good politicians. I’m sure if I thought real hard I could probably come up with a couple examples...

Welcome, new internet person!

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

just coming round to remind everyone that george bush and his dad are still pieces of shit k thanks bye

I have made one adult friend, and it is wonderful, but she has so many adult friends and I asked her how she met them and apparently you have to leave your house? To go drinking at bars???? (Clutches plastic pearls) Can you imagine to talking to people at bars, in public?

Over the past 2 months my apartment has gone from no plants to hosting a 7ft rubber tree, a ZZ plant, a small money tree, a slowly dying bonsai tree, four 7ft cedars and a green vine I stole from my office and named Glen (-,-)... it’s an issue.

Millennial here - 100%, and usually “on trend” as a Millenial without any idea. This article is a great example. I have so many plants I can’t count. I spend time researching new (inexpensive) plants I can bring into my apartment that are low light and cat friendly. I’ve joined local Facebook plant groups to get free…

Haha, I suppose that this makes me one of *those* people. I moved in January and my few alive-but-tolerating-me succulents decided that their new side yard is da shit and went to town. Kern responds to positive reinforcement so I spent the summer learning, collecting, propagating, and splitting them because I need…

Holy shit I am for the first time in my life on trend. That’s deeply upsetting. (But I love my plants! They really class up the joint.)