I quit my soul-crushing job last week and I’m moving far, far away next month. Excited about a new beginning.

This is the face I’ll be holding throughout my sister’s Catholic wedding as I sit with my ultra-right-wing extended family without my partner because we just don’t want to create any drama on my sister’s special day now do we.

...as well as the initial complaint.

I do the same, and it usually works. As I said elsewhere on the thread though, I don’t know if the d-mannose does anything or if it’s just that I take it with insane amounts of water that flush things out and fix me up anyway.

Yeah, I swear by D-Mannose and when I get intense about it at the first sign of infection it always works. But I don’t know if it’s the D-mannose working or that the insane amounts of fluids I drink with it just flushes everything out anyway or what.

Yes! Same. I had a period where I would get them a lot, they were actually caused by my vibrator (who knew?), but once I realized when I felt them coming on some D-Mannose or whatever cranberry pills and a teaspoon of baking soda in a glass of water would ward them off. I haven’t had one now in over a decade.

There were SO many angry tweets about how Beyoncé didn’t belong there and other tweets about the CMAs scheduling the worst performers. Those folks didn’t like Bey being there and they sure haven’t completely forgiven the Dixie Chicks.

You know about the squatty potty, right? http://www.squattypotty.com/

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

As an adult I thought people turning on the interior light in the car while I’m driving would be a bigger problem in my life than it turned out to be.

I am in full on love with her right now. She’s killing this campaign and she has become my real life Leslie Knope. I’ve chosen to believe that whatever her flaws, earnest, hardworking, selfless people do exist in the world.

It seems like the cat was the only one who got out of this better than when it started.

Still, in the absence of war, natural disaster, or severe economic upheaval, the doubling of a mortality rate within a 2-year period in a state with almost 400,000 annual births seems unlikely.

I would like to print out multiple copies of this report, roll it into a tube, and smack it across Rick Perry’s face while shouting “BAD PERSON! BAD. PERSON!”

My three and a half year old son absolutely loves this show, so it’s on constant rotation with Paw Patrol. Yeah, my wife and I can’t figure it out, either.

Chip and Jojo are family in our house. LOL

When I saw their photo pop up here I thought for a brief moment that they might be divorcing and gasped. I had no idea I was so invested in their happiness.

Not to mention, what happens when the police do show up, and you, the good guy with a gun, are standing there holding your gun, surrounded by victims? You have to see how complicated this gets. *eyeroll*

There are all kinds of statistics and horrifying examples showing what a bad idea the good-guy-with-a-gun can be. A guy with a gun who stopped to help a carjacking suspect, and accidentally shot him in the head. Statistics of active shooter situations just getting worse when there’s a gun - they can stand in a static…

I’m from Amarillo, and I have seen multiple people post this on Facebook in the last hour.