Every newsoutlet I’ve read talks about the ‘everything is about us’ part, but my favorite part is by far:

I think Kristen Stewart has a bit of bad rap that might be undeserved. I’m no fan, but I do know about Resting Bitch Face, and feeling uncomfortable/annoyed/exasperated answering the same questions over and over again. The cheating part is obviously wrong, but maybe the relationship she was in wasn’t all that, and she…

First thought: ‘That’s ridiculous.’

Looks like Diane Keaton was really late, and so they decided to just snap a pic right away and photoshop her in.

TBH I’m pretty naive, and have only been on a reality-show to get a makeover, but a pretty big part of me really wants to believe that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian’s relationship is 100% genuine AND it will do good things for B.C.’s relationship with Tyga. I mean, if both of them find love seperately that is better…

Very confused, I thought Kendall was about to come out as gay? Although... Harry Styles has been looking kind of girly lately...

I’ve loved Jane Krakowski since Ally McBeal, but she scared the crap out of me on UKS when she wore those dark contacts/when Jacqueline Voorhees took her contacts out. Just thinking about it sends shivers down my spine.

I may be too late for the party, (sidenote, would give Alan Rickman a HJ any day, no matter how ungrateful he was). This story is sort of NSFW.

My mother is a retired nurse, but all I ever heard were stories about girls breaking/spraining their ankles because they wore platform shoes/high heels. My mom does not believe in wearing anything that lifts you more than an inch of the ground, (and that’s pushing it).

Alan Rickman has been my sexiest man alive for the last 16 years, (might be more, my late preteens was a confusing time sexually). I don’t care about his age, he can ask me to turn to page 394 until I die from orgasms.

“This is very surprising,” I said, in a deadpan voice. Then I went to bed. And slept.

Absolutely no idea. It would fit with their ditzy image to not know that he no longer owns hotels, and I don’t really see what else they might have joked about that would be in tune with their previous get-free-stuff-skits. But then, I don’t really know much about Trump’s businesses.

It really hit home for me how unfunny it was, when Ivanka came on screen, and there was absolutely no reaction. I don’t know if I should feel bad for her, or slightly gleefull.

I could watch this gif forever. It’s very hypnotic.

Hehe, for a moment there, I thought she was wearing a crown... WAIT A MINUTE, SHE IS!

My mom and I had a good laugh about it tonight, especially the fact that I’m 27 and still weep like a baby when I see my mom after a little tumble, (I saw her half an hour after the fact, and practically ran to her, despite being in public). Like, we spent ten minutes parodying how I had run to her, laughing like a…

It’s almost worth having fallen down the stairs, just for these replies!

Thank you! Worst part is that I landed on my left hip/buttock, which makes it hard to sit down. On the other hand, lying down isn’t a problem :-D Not a bad idea to rewatch Firefly, I think I’ll do just that!

Thank you :)

My mom gave me some, which I consider very fair, as it was her staircase. We should live in a stair-free world, but we’d probably find something to trip over anyway!