Go to any state fair in the Midwest, and you’ll see that this is an art form practiced by many rural folks.

I’m getting more...

Nice to see the artist is still getting work.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

There is more to sizing them up than just increasing inches but yes, everything should be able to be sized up. You can’t tell me that there’s too big of a difference between a 12 and an 18 to do it but say 0 and a 12 are totally easy to do. That just isn’t true.

I need to buy a few new pairs of jeans and my size could be anything between 28-36 depending on vanity sizing. WTF. Can’t we just be 34"w?

Yeah, the supreme cheesiness of this moniker does not bode well for the actual clothes. I too imagine sequins, inspirational quote t-shirts and waterfall-front cardigans in every colour of the jewel tone rainbow. Every time I go shopping I become more and more frustrated that plus-size clothing buyers seem to think…

Or we could arrange clothes like shoes. All the 8s over there, the 12s over there etc. Then we immediately see what is available in our size. But I guess that would take too much space.

Why be “fabulously sized” or “plus sized”? Can’t people just be “sized” bro?

Just no. No to this. This makes me think that the whole section is just going to be boxy cat tees covered in sequins and glitter. JUST OFFER THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES IN LARGER SIZES. HAVE THEM ON THE SAME GODDAMN RACKS.

Who ever came up with this is a patronizing idiot.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

The winner gave a good response too to a question about the Paris Climate Agreement, saying it was wrong for the US to have pulled out given the evidence we have about climate change.

He’s a member of the Knights of Columbus, for Christ’s sake.