But what if the doctor is nearsighted?

I also suffer from Overwhelming Obsessive Politeness Syndrome.

That’s plausible. Although, since he seemed to believe Hillary Clinton poured actual fluid bleach on her server, he might also think President Obama literally connected wires in a landline phone.

I was betting on “Generalissima”, darn.

:)

I guess his hands are welcome in Iowa.

I was just thinking, “Here’s a Baby who belongs in a corner.”

I don’t know, exactly, but OUCH.

He even believes the Confederacy was nobly fighting for “states’ rights”.

As if even violent offenders should be gunned down on the street by one-man judge/jury/executioners. It’s sickening.

I’m not on board with all the Ed Sheeran hate, but I must admit, “tattooed puff pastry” is an excellent insult.

I don’t think it would ever occur to me to mention anyone’s “stamina”. Maybe that’s just me.

Oh no, I had forgotten this “garment” existed.

He was a good president, he tried to help us get another good president, and then he attempted to mold an ungrateful fungus into a not-so-rotten president. I think a few decades of vacation time are in order.

Hey, getting your hair right isn’t lazy!

That looks like the result of a super-atomic wedgie.

Mayo it is, then.

How is babby formed? How does idiot get elected?

Off topic, but how amazing is this green dress?

If these photos were shuffled, I’d have a heck of a time separating many of the “befores” from the “afters”.