The real concern will be running out of button hooks.

I think he meant well. He just did not speak well.

Somebody’s fee-fees are hurt.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

It’s a good thing he’s paid to say things other people have written. It seems when left to his own devices, he gives us cringe-worthy tank tops, and this.

Oh cool. I did not know this service existed. Thanks!

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt, but ouch, that was painful to watch.

Uh oh. Now I’m wondering if I’ve been saying it wrong.

That purple velvet is fine, but looks matronly compared to the Siriano choices. What a shame.

Have you tried a pawn shop?

Aww! It’s a pleasure to read your posts.

Or Albert Einstein.

That bothered the hell out of me, too.

She could be any girl in my yearbook. Except me, because I was never cool enough to have such dumb hair.

Snort!

But, but, four terrible people did a completely horrible thing. That proves something! /s

He’s a version of “loco”, all right.

There’s a tiara under the hat, right? Right!

I might have known she’d have a weed-buying gown.