Sometimes, even in the face of serious subjects, we revert to our age twelve selves.

The Star Trek collection! Uh oh, there goes my budget.

The Star Trek collection! Uh oh, there goes my budget.

The Girl Scouts are definitely too progressive for Trumpkins.

Welcome back!

Aww hell, I woke up in this world again.

This headline is a thing of beauty.

:)

THAT’S the joke I should have made!

He’s twenty-one in campaign years.

I understand. Knowing she’s at peace gives you some peace, too. I am sorry for your loss, but you did the right thing.

I’m so sorry.

His turbans must be cutting off blood flow to his brain.

I briefly tried to figure out what he thought he was accomplishing with that tweet. Proving he was aware of current events? Pretending to have an inside scoop? Then I decided trying to virtually inhabit Trump’s brain is the way madness lies.

Same! This has been an educational feature.

Maybe Kara will let us be her padawans.

I’m ridiculously proud of myself for guessing all of the rulings correctly.

ANY president who isn’t an idiotic racist reality TV personality? Yes, please!

We all know it’s really about punishing women for having sex, though, right?

Okee dokee.

How terrible. I’m sorry.