It’s not just the CEO’s tweets, it’s the thought of me wearing a symbol embraced by neo-nazis. The symbol may not have asked for it, but if it temporarily stands for something vile, I don’t want it.

That could work. I might do that with the pairs I already own.

Yeah, I haven’t used Amazon recently, but that one will be tough. As for New Balance, it isn’t just the CEO’s comments. Some white supremacists have declared them “the official shoes of white people.” Which is stupid, and not the maker’s fault, but still gives me a yucky feeling when I contemplate wearing them.

I’m starting to regret never buying tacky celebrity-licensed crap in the first place, because now I can’t refuse to.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

As soon as someone claims “states’ rights” or “parents’ rights”, beware of incoming bullshit.

“Fiascolection” indeed!

That’s what he calls them.

Next up: “sheriff’s stars”.

Absolutely. The Slot has been a gift.

Make America Great With Child Again.

Harry Reid has been giving good speeches about not normalizing Trump. That’s one small win in Column D.

I like it. You give good face.

Shop The Presidency! Coming soon to a White House near you.

Way to ruin salad and sex.

That’s the point!

Uuuuuuugh. How utterly sickening.

JUST white.

She has Santa in her corner, of course.

I would find it difficult to stand next to Ivanka and not kick her, for working to white-feminist-wash her father.