Sadly, I don’t think I do. I am only hoping that the “condemn but still endorse” crowd can absolutely not save face.

I will never fully (I have heard lots of reasons, but still...) understand why she reduces people to such frightened ninnies.

Ugh. I only have terrible, but once cherished, neighbors with that viewpoint. Family would hurt.

Yes! Keep it coming. Let no one with a single shred of decency be able to defend him.

I like “The Powder and the Glory” better, that’s all.

But... clowns who aren’t scary are just boring.

Aww, they went with the wrong title, but this sounds glorious.

I’m afraid I’ve been guilty of side-eyeing the “pageant contestants are role models” idea, but this woman most certainly is.

Groping for.

Oh, come on. He didn’t say anything about this girl he wouldn’t say about his own daughter.

Indeed.

I can hear it in Joan Jett’s voice!

We’re shitASSES. Tsk.

In other news, I’ve never been bitten by a wolf, so there are no wolves.

This could be U.S. answer to Guy Fawkes Day.

Imagine putting in all the time and money it takes to get elected, just so you can legislate harassment.

Why would a demon need to be elected?

“Suspicion of sleeves” is delightfully Wodehouseian.

It’s always either Beyoncé or Benghazi.