As I kid, my friends and I always played hide and seek with a “safe zone”. If we reached it without being tagged by the seeker, we were winners. Is that regional, too, like ponytail holders?

“How can he even pretend he’s not racist? The alternative is he is the dumbest person alive."

Where I live, it would be just the opposite:

Team ponytail holder. Or team elastic. A hair tie is a ribbon.

I think he has moments of brilliance*. Then he has all his other moments.

I came here to say, “I beg to differ, ‘pasta e fuckioli’ is indeed great."

Now we’re getting the “if you don’t want your stuff stolen, don’t have stuff” argument. Sigh.

In reference to my late father, I’ve said he “wouldn’t be caught dead” talking to a medium.

It doesn’t want to get it.

The cover truly suits his “book”. Which I judged.

Now I want to binge watch this show again.

I don’t know, but it makes me ridiculously happy.

I so much prefer “odd” fashion to be fun and joyful. Not grim and Kanye-esque.

I expected the price to be too high to tempt me. Damn.

That’s a good reading, and I hope it’s the correct one.

I know there are a thousand more important reasons to loathe this man, but lately, his inane repetitions are making rage boil over.

Dogs and X-Files are really not a good combo. They can bring back the bees, though.

I sea witch you did there.

Oh, but your powers of punning eclipse mine!