I know they wanted a statue, but even the new and improved one feels like the wrong way to immortalize someone so animated.

Report back with the results!

I don’t drink much, but I would happily never drink again, if it meant never seeing him again.

Someone talked him out of adding “LOL."

This is peak 1980s. Look at that color scheme!

This is news to me. So gluten is terrible for your health, except for two months? Hmm. Also, is there special toilet paper for those two months? With extra gluten-enhancing butt vitamins?

I understand, SJP. I don’t like the color blue, I just think we should all wear cerulean and azure.

That’s funny, because I always instinctively liked her face. It took a lot of WTF stories about her before that wore off. I still don’t loathe her, but I no longer immediately think “Ahh, she seems great.” I’m more likely to think “Seven limes, Gwyneth?”

Seriously- butt-wiping vitamins. Is there an RDA for that?

The more I read about this, the more hilariously awful it becomes.

You are a strong woman! (To be near that combo and not retch.)

Stories like these are why I avidly read Pictorial.

What the what?

Too late!

Uh oh.

I read “The Color of Magic” first, and became a HUGE Discworld fan. :)

Hopefully, it’s a figment of my imagination. It seems every other food is being “red velveted” lately.

Oh yay! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

At least it isn’t a red velvet avocado?