Something about them needed to be illuminating.

#nodisrespecttoplatypus

That is a very strange sentence to parse. In addition to what you already covered, to be sexy often is conforming.

Hopefully humans.

Because it succeeds, maybe.

Mini gourmet sandwiches? I’d say “woke bae” out loud for them.

Salmon is the wokest fish.

I’m choosing to believe that happened right after the photo was taken.

He could probably get me to help.

Prince Harry could get me to do a lot of things.

Well! I hope crow tastes good, because I guess I’m going to eat it.

This stuff is going to make me believe the chem trail conspiracies.

Sniffle.

It KNOWS.

“Kook-aid” indeed.

Aww. I miss my dad.

I liked it.

Maybe the photographer held up a mirror.

Your story is wonderful, and I hope you enjoy dismissing the trolls.

I teared up at the headline.