Oh dear!

Blocking the beach, I will side-eye!

It’s definitely too much house for the location, but Taylor Swift didn’t commission it, did she?

I think she’s only doing that because she’s talking to shorter people. I don’t see her hunching in most photos. You did remind me to sit up straight, so good work there.

Thanks! I knew the definition of “cuckold”, but the shortened version is too new for me to have read about it yet.

The sad manbabies happened.

Not my kink.

He’s not an exciting choice, but he’s a practical choice. I’m okay with this.

Ugh. Of course there’s an insult word for that. Ugh.

He’s so on fleeketty wokeddy baeish and cuckly.

Thanks. I ought to know these words, even if I will never use them (and they make me think I need another shower).

Oh, like anti-white supremacist? I thought the word for that was “normal".

Thank you. I was NOT going to look. I don’t fully understand that definition, but I’m closer.

I didn’t know that, either.

I’m afraid to Google that.

Plus, all that polyester? Gross.

They’re handy for shoplifting in, maybe.

I don’t watch this franchise, so I somehow never really saw this guy before. He looks lab-created.

Trump’s VP pick gave me my first occasion to ever use a poop emoji.

An embarrassment of grotesque riches.