*Looks at art school diploma. Nods.*

Snazzy outfit, Mr. Finger.

Nope! Not even if it was the Librarian.

No, no! I dislike Julia Roberts, but I think she played this character well, and I was happy enough with that movie. UNTIL!!! All her planning, training, fighting, and quick thinking came down to the dumb luck of an empty gun. It was like the stupid “Surprise, he isn’t really dead!” ending (that every movie at the…

AND artisanal.

What a world.

Right? Look at Baby Coolio!

I’m still working on the tablescape.

So that’s a “no”?

I agree completely! But let me tell you about my recipe for boiled water.

It was Tupac’s “Temptations”! Whew. One more day before I need to retire to the Home.

I’m having an attack of the OLD, and can’t remember in which music video Jada Pinkett does a “drop and then slither up” move. There was keyhole peeking involved, maybe? Anyway, THAT is what this robotic spasm “bend and snap” should have been.

I’m not sure about skin. That will take some thinking. However, I’m still unhappy about Chris March’s Project Runway final collection being savaged for using human hair. Really, Heidi? You had someone else’s hair glued to your scalp, don’t look so shocked about weaving it into a skirt.

Even before the stupid sign came out, we all knew it would be that guy, right?

I would have, too. Only I’m late to the Pacey Party.

Whoa! That was a sudden trip back in time. I remember her.

You’re hungry?