For bed, yes.

Tyra. Tyra cares.

Correct spelling and punctuation. As if.

She didn’t say it was accidental. She said it was a mistake. Then apologized for it. Which is lovely.

Selma Blair’s apology is lovely. I think you have a fourth point for your list.

And don’t say they have “rhythm."

I liked Ishtar. I win?

They always skip over the “well-regulated” part.

Oh, but “they” are coming for “us.” You know, “them.”

I’m only shocked by how many different kinds of terrible this story details. “How did I never read this before?” is the surprise. I’ll feel the same way if I find out Jerry Sandusky also had tortured animal porn.

Me, too!

A happy story today, yaaaaaaay!

So.... He’s her cowboybee sunflower? Okay.

I knew about the child molestation charges, but torture pictures? Hell no, I had no clue. Gah.

Gum machine ring gems, at best.

She’s a work of art.

Oh, probably!

Oh no, sad elephant visuals are a lady boner graveyard.

Why wait? I’ll defend it now- it looks perfect for shaking booty in. Although I’m not from Nova Scotia, and I have certainly heard of the MuchMusic awards, so it may not be valid.