I’ve never heard of these. Is it a wallet-sized card you can take to the beach or into a restaurant (while leaving your multi-function smartphone at home), which lets you call your contact list in an emergency? I can see the usefullness of that. I still use a comically lame flip phone, so I don’t need this, but I can…

I think he needs to use five layers of Reynolds Wrap. Over his face.

Shhh, don’t inspire them to one-up each other.

I need to stop thinking some people can’t get any worse. They’re taking it as a challenge.

I had that song in a charades game once. EVERYONE guessed it before I even finished holding up two fingers, much less dropping down to one.

Pffft, Donald doesn’t raise poultry.

Oh look, The Shining’s twins, all grown up.

Taym?

That’s... a look.

I think dismissing is best, but if the garbage comment is to someone other than me, then I flag.

Gomer doesn’t look like the brightest bulb.

I choose to dismiss when I can, so no one else has to read it. Flagging isn’t such instant gratification!

And if the reply is to you, you can dismiss them.

LibraryMan and I dress just like that at the beach.

She didn’t even have to sully her feet by putting them on.

Oh Dear. I’m sorry.

“Girl testers?” But I was promised coffee!

I’m happy to read that you didn’t actually mean it, but your original comment horrified me, because it was misleading.

Sometimes I wonder: Does the NRA really control Republicans just to sell more guns? Do Republicans control the NRA, to keep their base focused on the One Holy Amendment [insert Angel choir] while they create things like the Patriot Act? Then I decide it’s always one hand washing the other, usually in blood and tears.

Oh good. After reading the article, I was afraid I had been transported to an alternate universe, in which Delilah wasn’t a nightmare disguised as a bromide.