I read an excerpt. I read only that excerpt. So.... that’s my opinion.

Yeah, I’m a brat.

I was disturbed by the headline because“sex with” seems like such a partnership-ish description. So people objecting to that was fine with me, even though it became repetitive. The character/career assassination posts are simple vile, however.

Congratulations, we have a wiener!

That picture made the tear dam break.

Now I’m imagining the favorite lunch choices of all the justices, based on recent rulings. Who wants to play?

Ugh, she changed a lot, too. Still pretty, but without the glow.

I’m NOT in an office. *whimper*

At that age, his parents are still purchasing his underpants. But they had a “relationship.” Right.

The color of uncooked wurst is the worst. Bratwurst Grey, get on it, Pantone.

“Gidget also loves licking doughnuts!”

But, but, you don’t know what the woman did to make a man eat her liver, or drain all the blood from her body!

I think the bird (well, his kind) was here first, so it’s more like all the poor guys who were already named Charles Manson or Richard Ramirez, AND THEN....

No wonder her body disappears into the tub wall!

You are living life right.

The press asked him questions. What is this world coming to, you guys?

I once read about a company selling “books by the foot”, in the color scheme of your choice. I died a little inside.

I have books on my bookshelves. Alphabetized by author. I guess I’m just pedestrian that way.

Haven’t there been stories, for years, of how hard he pursued her? I vaguely remember gossip about him buying her a horse, and other lavish gifts. The tone was generally that she wasn’t interested in settling down with him, but he wouldn’t give up. I think you called it right.

In my case it’s “Who... is apparently too old for this?”