I knew he wouldn't disappoint us!

Upvoted for the effort.

Should have earned some allowance doing Macklechores…

Personally, I'm going through Eric Nally withdrawal (former lead singer of Foxy Shazam who sings the hook for Macklemore's "Downtown" song).

That's going to be awkward for all parties involved.

A truer statement has never been said.

"You're eating Phil? But the concession stand is open!"
"Uh, my bad."

If I was reading unaccredited Trump quotes, I'd be quite sure we have an 8-year old running for president.

I think the sanity shipped sailed long ago for Cersei…

*votes for Clinton in a major way*

I sold mine on Ebay. (The five bucks didn't go as far at the bar as I would have hoped, though.)

I'd watch this.

Our souls.

We get that, but where the hell is my Nuts and Gum??

"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?"
- B. Obama (Washington DC, USA)

But what about the creatives who make shows for those channels? Are you saying that the It's Always Sunny… team and Ryan Murphy (as examples) are conservative puppets who are helping finance Fox News?

Are you sure you aren't an American?

This is an excellent point. Also, a good lesson in the value of moderation.

*carefully hides plate full of bacon behind his back*

The reason being - bacon is delicious.