Reluctantly upvoted. (Much like my reluctant actual vote for her.)

Hmm. The word "fun" in my dictionary needs a drastic redefinition.

Based on his previous comment, I'm thinking that show would do quite well in the highly-coveted "Dikachu" demographic.

The Encyclopedia Britannica kid??

It looks like he has them on his website—according to Google images—but his website cannot handle the sheer volume of traffic it is receiving and is currently (and tragically) unavailable right now.

At this point, it's either her or Joe Exotic for me.

Ballot counter #1 - "Who the fuck is Just Ask This Scientician's wife?"
Ballot counter #2 - "What?"
Ballot counter #1 - "I don't know, but she's who LIberal Media Bias wrote in for his vote."
Ballot counter #2 - "Are you drunk?"
Ballot counter #1 - "Always."

Is this part of their Garfield series of movies? Asking for Bill Murray a friend…

"Create a pubic facing account." Got it!

"Done."
- Kevin James (Hollywood, USA)

Wait, we have a what now?

O'Neal for President! Everyone, just write him in and this nation will be in good, snarky hands.

I only listen to Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time" when I'm trying to impress women.

Upvoted.

I knew I masterbated furiously at my desk three times for a reason!

This just reminds me that I was going to be a CPA, but I couldn't pass the "sharpshooter" portion of the exam.

Cats opens by slaying Oprah too much hairspray.

In my defense, it was really wet.

It would be one name - Frank Stallone.

So, uh, do you have any single female family members who are open to bigamy, because that's the kind of family I want to be in.