Unless I'm missing something, I don't think that term is quite as "gender neutral" as you think. Plus, scissors can be pretty hostile, poking out eyes and whatnot.

I hope she teaches a bunch of inner-city students valuable life lessons in this movie. So does Coolio.

I hope he kills a lot of people in this show.
- Z. Snyder (Hollywood, CA)

Agreed. I'm looking forward to this one.

"I'll take Pee Tit for $500. Also, your mother's a whore."
- S. Connery

You sound just like my wife before we have sex.

They just won't confirm "which" TV series is still in development.

Like Martha Stewart.

Regulators!!

Well, maybe not Ant-Man so much. (In his defense, the pencil was really big for him…)

Raconteurs - "Rich Kid Blues"
De La Soul – "The Magic Number"
Laura Marling – "Sorry"
Passion Pit – "Little Secrets"
A Perfect Circle – "3 Libras"
Eels – "Last Stop: This Town"
Nirvana – "Lithium"
Ice Cube – "It Was a Good Day"
Our Lady Peace – "In Repair"
The Gufs – "Smile"
The Animals – "We Gotta Get Out of This Place"
Radiohea…

*gives Odd Future Woflgang Pauli an A+ in "Tough Love"*

But you said having The Roots as the house band "elevates it above pretty much any other show that exists."

I'm a huge fan of The Roots, but no. Just no. A million times more, no.

Frank Stallone?

Tickets will be available for an average of $50, which the 49-year-old comedian acknowledges as being “not nothing. But it’s less than more than that.”

And yet it took how long for gay marriage to be legalized??

Well, there goes my dream of being adopted by them.

Someone call Miracle Max!

They should switch from Against Me! to The Captain and Tennille.