ZACK SNYDER (DISGUISED AS FELLOW WB EXEC): "That's a great idea. But let's maybe make it 'Justice League Darker,' though, and have the entire team punish the bad guys by killing them and then raping their corpses. Fans will love it!"

No one really knows, but we can safely say he isn't leading the Atlanta Falcons to the NFL playoffs any time soon.

T-bone turned into Zack Snyder so gradually we didn't even notice.

The internet is no place for babies…or anyone, evidently.

Rush – “Dreamline” (live Different Stages)
Bon Iver – “Perth”
Nirvana – “In Bloom”
The War on Drugs – “Under the Pressure”
Prince – “Hot Thing”
Outkast – “B.O.B.”
Scissor Sisters – “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’”
Metallica – “Whiskey in the Jar”
Alice In Chains – “Nutshell” (MTV Unplugged)
Tragically Hip – “Nautical Disaster”…

I once crafted an eight-minute epic on Jimmy Dean. It was delicious.

"Aw, c'mon. Batman totally would have branded Robin and beaten him to a pulp for jaywalking instead of imploring him to use the crosswalk. Everyone knows that!"
- Zack S., Hollywood director

Well-played.

[Is heard muttering "Join the starfleet, they said. It's a great opportunity, they said. Assholes."]

*guy on first base gets nervous*

I'm in the same boat (uh, not literally) with Scrawler. We "only" have a Five Guys…but I think it's outstanding when I treat myself to it. (Like justpazzingby just noted, it is pricey.)

Amen!

*Mike Myers grimaces, nervously tugs at his collar*

It's been awhile since I've read a Bible, but that sounds pretty accurate. At least, that's how it was in the King Ronald Edition.

Not as popular with the ladies as their McDildo, though.

*checks calendar*

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Downvoted.

Great, now I want a BLT.

You're thinking of *puts on caps lock, has stroke* MSRFSTRKLT.