I think you misspelled "T&A".

The kid in the white shirt is looking up, but he's thinking "is that dick going to stop poking me in the back?"

"Was"?

Sponsored by Soul Glo.

"Eh, fuck off."
- Ser Pounce, in wine-induced surliness

Vacation to Vermont?

Zack Snyder's influence has gotten way out of hand.

I still want to see a birth certificate.

Can't we just blame President Obama instead? "Thanks, Coachella" just doesn't have the same ring to it…

Isn't the perfect reaction to Donald Trump to just ignore him and deprive the douche totally-respectable Presidential candidate of the attention he so desperately craves?

No, no, and hell yes.

“I needed something that was like the guy from out of town who shows up at the dinner, fucks the hostess, steals the cake, robs the minister, and vanishes with two kids, a donkey, and a car.”

"You don't reunion in the rain? You're a mailman. 'Neither rain nor sleet, nor snow …..' It's the first one!

"Patriarchal overlord" probably took too much time to type out.

Well, you're here commenting on the AV Club, so I'd say your life has probably gone as planned.

Well, 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

♪ built on rock-n-roll ♫

"More shows would benefit from having Dolph Lundgren on them."
- Dolph L.

And never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

"Only when, as a kid, she watches her parents get gunned down in an alley as her mother's—let's call her Martha—necklace breaks, pearls spraying everywhere."
"Uh, get the fuck out of here, Zack."