I'm still waiting for them to add Duff-Man to the cast. *thrusts pelvis*

And then Geller called up his friend Jerry to find out the name of that exterminator who fumigated his apartment.

"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?"
- Jesus

But we're quite sleepy now.

Sub-subtitled A New Hope.

Well, of course I did. (But I was referencing Amy Adams in Batman vs. Superman.)

I'm more expecting her to have sex in a bathtub with one of the aliens.

I thought that show was a remake of the 80's prime time soap opera, but only featuring ducks. Then I caught an episode and I was wrong. So, so wrong.

According to the King James version of the Bible, it's if you have more than 7 donkeys.*

Or think he's Carson daily!

Okay, I'll bite. So should someone become conservative just because they earn that kind of money? I mean, I'm left of left, but if I ever become wealthy (highly doubtful…) I'm not changing my political views and becoming an asshole.

Could be worse, I always think he's Ben Carson.

You can't. All you can do is pull out the good bottle of whiskey, pour yourself some over ice, and enjoy the ride.

I hate the Clintons' bullshit and am not "buying it," but I'm still voting for her this time. Any other former Bernie supporter should do the same…and then spend the next four years working to use the revolution's momentum to somehow come up with a viable third party option who could actually win in 2020.

*studio exec orders intern to buy Rogaine in bulk*

"That's cool and all, but did this YouTube channel send out used condoms and dead rats to people?"
- J. Leto

Paul Simon – “Boy in the Bubble”
Peter Gabriel – “In Your Eyes (Secret World Live version)”
A Perfect Circle – “Weak and Powerless”
The Roots – “Right On”
Our Lady Peace – “Right Behind You”
Enter the Haggis – “Follow”
Broken Bells – “Holding on for Life”
Pink Floyd – “Wish You Were Here”
Eels – “Rock Hard Times”
The White…

Ryan Adam's Ryan Adams

I am generally "pro-food."

And they replace the lead actor! He was terrible. All bluster, no substance. Totally unbelievable (if he was trying to portray a human being).