I'll bet it would get even nastier if somehow Janet Jackson and 2 Live Crew managed to get involved.

As long as she's not emailing him…

USA! USA! USA!

Maybe he does some coke and then lifts all the weights?

Eels - "Wrong About Bobby"
Mos Def - "Hip Hop"
Nirvana - "All Apologies (unplugged)"
Dropkick Murphys - "I'm Shipping Up to Boston"
Ben Folds Five - "Sky High"
Radiohead - "Let Down"
The Postal Service - "Such Great Heights"
Matt & Kim - "Daylight (Troublemaker Remix)"
Pearl Jam - "Yellow Moon"
The White Stripes - "Icky Thump"

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The good news is that it will feature the acclaimed ballerina Misty Copeland, who became the first African-American woman to be named a principal dancer at the American Ballet Theater last year.

Of course, the porn parody would invariably be Jesus fucking the alien.

So just another day for Rob Schneider?

It's a perfectly cromulent point.

I've watched the trailer 3 times now and didn't see Aaron Rodgers in it at all. Either 1) he is the world's greatest actor, 2) he didn't know how to get into the frame, or 3) he spent an unnecessarily long character arc training with the Faceless Men in Braavos.

They could only get one of the Wayan brothers for the sequel to White Chicks?

Sure, but can you play it at the Holocaust Memorial Museum?

Tell me more about these face-plates…
- Hannibal Lecter

Chewabacca Mom doesn't care about black people.
- Kanye West (next to a mortified Mike Myers)

Like Batman.

The 1%?

And cat videos.

Welcome to the 2016 Republican Party, folks!

You will.