And that's why you always leave a note.

Or Kramer pretending to be Movie Phone.

That his mother is also named Martha?

As a thought, if we're talking about Thor 2, it's really not too far off anyhow.

It would have made House Party 2 look like House Party.

It's a Cinco de Veintiseis miracle!!

That's actually pretty typical for Twitter.

For old time's sake:

*James Caan shudders from the PTSD*

Or into the bushes with Andy Tuttle. (What? He's the one who's always going into the bushes for a few minutes!)

It will be in Trump's America. (Assuming there are books, and style.)

The Internet needs a job.

Huh, I usually think of "groceries" as the food before it comes home. With that being the case, I think it would be quite interesting to go grocery shopping with you.

No, I'm pretty sure I learned it as a 3 or 4 year old. Provided, the Internet was still a good 13-15 years from being invented by Al Gore for pornography sharing purposes, but there was the "mouse running up the clock" nursery rhyme, the "baby in a tree" one, and the "grabbing the dick and double-clicking" one.

"Few" minutes? Well, look at Mr. Marathon Man over here! (Um, maybe don't look until he's out of the bushes, though.) (Unless that's your thing.)

Ah, the beloved nursery rhyme is still going strong!

And the Internet was just for porn.

He's just wearing it for a cookie, or something like that.

As covered by Screaming Trees. (We also would have accepted Screeching Weasel, though.)

The theme song will be Michael Jackson's Scream Baha Men's Who Let the Dogs Out?.