*screams*

It's so dense, every A.V. Club has so many things going on.*

I'm an unapologetic Bernie supporter (not a "Bro") and Jill Stein absolutely lines up (considerably) more in accordance with my personal beliefs, values, and opinions than does Clinton, but it would be dangerous for me not to vote for the candidate who has a chance of keeping Trump out of the Oval Office.

Shaft?

(and cockroaches)

"And you thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

Just checked and Vanilla Ice is in as long he gets a sandwich or something.

"I'm so glad this pervert will finally stand trial for at least one of the alleged sexual assaults."
- Guy Posting in Wrong Thread

2016 sucks.

They're just sticking it to Bernie. (Well, not literally.)

Wait, I'm confused about the movie… so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

If you glance over it too quickly, "hanging out with The Doctor" can read a lot like "banging The Doctor"…not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.

This is probably one of the greatest sentences I have ever read: "Today was also National Turtle Day, so to make the premiere even more special, rapper Vanilla Ice made a very special surprise performance."

"Huh, huh, huh. He said 'whacker.' Huh, huh."
- Butthead

Well, the one dude in the audience did take his shirt off (or perhaps hadn't been wearing it in the first place). I'm not much of a lip-reader, but I am pretty sure he said "It's the last time you're going to be seeing these."

Is this the right place for a Shuffle Thread?

They didn't think he had The Time.

I'll bet there's a way to pull off "both at the same time."

Stevie Wonder doesn't watch it.

But only if the invite went slower than 50 miles per hour.