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He'll show up to the show in a Nick of time.

I, for one, am quite interested more in hearing about how his "working the wood" relates to the Internet…

The Internet? Is that thing still around??

And she put it right back on them…I believe.

You might be thinking of the crossover, adult movie about The Band and Valeria Lukyanova - The Band That Did Barbie Girl.

"You may remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid.'"

Get a room, you two!

Two things, etc.

Sometimes he kills drifters for fun.

I was going to get mad about being called a "layabout," but it seemed like a lot of work.

Completely agreed. (Even if the voices aren't loud and reedy, I still prefer to read.)

Or Coldplay.

No, but he does The Batusi.

He said I dance now at every chance in honky tonks impersonate Alan Moore at comic cons for drinks and tips. But most the time I spend behind these county bars 'cause I drinks a bit.

It is and don't let them tell you otherwise!

We never get anything…except just about everything.

To clarify, upvote is for "some of the best sex" comment, which is awesome, and not "losing side job/food poisoning/home sick," which is decidedly less than awesome.

Schrodinger's cat is really happy someone finally found a new way of describing that.

*blares "Informer" from boombox raised over his head*