Look, what did I just say about ethnic slurs?

Seriously wish I could give you two upvotes, one each for the mention of logorrhea and MILFs.

#MultibillionDollarMultinationalCorporationLivesMatter

2.) ?
3.) Profit

Maybe Dwayne can just take the day off?

Where I get all my information - the AV Club.

Dr. Dre got so much ass back in the day you could call him an astronaut…which is probably more credible than his doctorate.

I get paid by the word.

We're just surprised you're wearing pants. What do you think this is, Red Lobster??

"We're not sure why, but this is performing really well in the gay, NRA member demographic."
- Movie Exec.

"You're going to need a bigger marquee."
- Roy Scheider

Ah, the Smurfs: The Movie we all need, but perhaps not the one we deserve.

Or adult film stars. (It can be two…)

Named "Dr. Page," of course, so I can fit in the line "Paging Dr. Page."

*Starts penning sequel to the classic documentary Junior, casts Joe Manganiello in Ahnold's role*

Smurf, Navy SEAL, male stripper… Is there anything the man cannot do??

I will constantly remind my fellow captives of the time before Fandango became self-aware.

(Someone has to do it, right?)

I'm not usually pro-capital punishment, but there are limits that need to be drawn here people! So…who did what now?

It happened in the Univision deal, amigos.