True.

Safe to say that Tinkererer is actually the head of the DNC in real life…

Eh, I'd rather use the "bathe in blood of small woodland animals" method.

Definitely not worth it. (He's not 45 already?)

*scribbles "bathe in blood of small woodland animals" in notepad, heads to forest*

Who needs music?

So, uh, does Rivers Cuomo just not age at all, or what exactly is going on there? Deal with the Devil?

The Baywatch the Movie writers should keep that in mind while carefully crafting throwing together the screenplay.

"[M]achine guns in his butt" is not something I ever imagined myself reading, well, anywhere. I think I'm a better man for it now, though.

I think in this case the opposite holds true.

Comment of the Month. (Even if this wasn't the shortest month of the year…probably.)

I only used the term "make a living," which I think can reasonably be done for less than $100,000/year. (Speaking as someone who is quite alive and has never come close to that particular figure.)

Living in a land of confusion.
- Phil Collins

*goes out and buys an Audi A4*

"Make a living" is an interesting way to look at it. I mean, maybe Sam Raimi and the Coen brothers are otherwise collecting welfare checks, but I'm inclined to doubt it.

But what if it wasn't?

I put it right in the header.

I thought every time someone writes *sigh* on the AVClub that an angel gets his [or her] wings?

I hope so too, but the following makes me doubtful (and sad): "These various plot arcs could all wrap up next week, or they could just as plausibly carry the show through to the end of the season (and, if those dwindling ratings are any indication, the series)."

Ha. True story, that is the very reason I'm watching the last most recent Transformers movie!