And I'm not wearing pants.

Okay, that would just be blatant click bait. Everyone knows that kids love and cannot resist downloadable Excel files.

Same with American Psycho 2 if I recall correctly.*

That's bad.

Still my favorite U.S. president.

I hope My My My feels great about it. Brilliantly played.

To give him a spelling lesson?

*sighs*

*mails Pulitzer Prize to Milkproof Robot*

Oh, there's champagne in the Champagne Room…but you don't want champagne.

I just hope he has a Wonderful Christmas Time in 10 months.

Also, the pic/video still looks completely photoshopped.

That's certainly cool and all, but I'll be more impressed if he builds a full-sized, fully-functional death star out of Legos.

She refuses to have sex with me. "Dementedly religious" must be the reason for that…

In this case "it" could literally be defined as "anything."

OF COCK!

That had better not be some kind of euphemism.

I've read this three times now and still am unsure if Bill Hader and Fred Armisen or Hall and Oates are going on tour. Either way, America wins.

And Little Women.

This comment, more than any other, makes me wish we could give multiple upvotes. Hard to buy a lot of goods and services (you know, which is only necessary for capitalism to thrive…) from a "trickle."