That day cannot come soon enough.

17.

TL;DR…Did Turd Ferguson make it to the final round or what??

I always do that anyhow.

Okay. *grabs jar, lotion, scented candles, Justin Bieber cd, and naked pictures of Bea Arthur*

They should have had him go for reverse cowgirl with the pie. Or anal.

I don't care about the details, just the hookers.

*liberalmediabias decides to vote candyoh for president*

Needs more Duffman.

It is now.

England?

She has to check with her shift manager at Sonic.

"Fine, I'll kill some dudes to get her back."
"Oh, she's not kidnapped or anything. They just took her dignity when they looked at cousin Meredith funny because her shoes didn't match her purse."

Based on the title of the article, I thought this was going to be about Alex Graves fighting NBC's Taken pilot (meaning "the guy who flies the airplane"), like the time I took on that elderly priest who said "peace be with [me]" or some other threatening bullshit like that.

*gets an erection*

It was the cleverness of their name.

Very open-minded (and grammatically-sound), that one.

So did David Byrne.

The fact you call it "pop pop" shows that you are not ready for a syndicated TV show.

This is my favorite Amazon review ever.